Monday, October 29

Monday Night TV

How I Met Your Mother was freakin awesome and I know I enjoy text messaging while on the toilet. Awesome


Heroes Review:

Coming as soon as episode ends

Wednesday, October 24

I love Chairs

I freakin love Paul Rudd and starting tonight, "ITS MOTHER FUCKING PAUL RUDD WORSHIP WEEK"

Wednesday Line: KNOCKED UP

Pete: Did you know there's a guy whose sole job is to find chairs for these hotel rooms?
Ben Stone: Please take the chairs away.
Pete: Like this one! It's red with gold stripes and shiny-
[sits]
Pete: - oh, this one is amazing!
Ben Stone: Please take the chairs away. I don't like them. The big one is staring at me and that short one is being very droll.

Thursday: coming soon

Saturday, October 20

Quote of the Day

I came across the following quote and I found it to be very interesting because in life we are stricken with nerves.

"If you're feeling fear, just think of a way to compliment someone."

I like this quote because as soon as you turn to someone else and say something like "Oh, you look amazing today," the focus instantly shifts away from you and the nerves or the fear you feel leaves you in that instance.

Friday, October 19

Rendition wins my vote for ...

most overhyped film of my generation.

Reese Witherspoon, a noteworthy actress who hell already has an Oscar on her mantle, is plugged as the central character, the wife who must face an ordeal of losing a loved one to the CIA and its over analysis of a crime. Are you kidding me she maybe says 10 lines in the movie with three minutes of face time.

Chris Wurst says "reese witherspoon was in that movie?"

I ask, Chris how did you not know that given her names promotion and all the "jake and reese fall in love during filming?"

Back to my thoughts ... Streep, she does a good job of being the bitch, not devil wears prada bitchy attitude, but somewhat remarkable CIA i'm the boss personality that is portrayed in a light for which I found able to hold my attention.

Jake G was okay, he was decent playing a guy who really has no personality or point in life. The dude who played the captived, he was good. He made you feel the pain of torture.

But the two kids fallin in love and the father who gives a flyin fuck about them. I dont pay money to just watch people run around in a city and listen to the soundtrack.

I give this movie a 1.5 out of 10 ... it earns this for its waste of 1.5 hours of my time ... wait for rental folks --- its a waste of time

Thursday, October 18

Thoughts on Heroes thus far

Peter: dude wakes up in a crate and falls in love with tattoo givin Irish brunette, while helping his new friends rob the local sports betting conglomerate. Interesting plotline and I cant wait to see what happens with it.

Nathan: when he looks in the mirror I get chills, but what the heck is goin on with his home life? Did he blow up with Peter or just half his face. Cant wait to see what happens with him.

Claire: Hayden knows that the season is just rollin and she's feelin the love from her new love object West. But come on Claire doesnt just fall in love with some regular dude named Abe, she meets a man with an ability ... he can fly! wow ... the scene with them on top of the hollywood sign and when he flies her all over Cali ... can we say green screen ... but still her character is flippin sweet ... lets be real she cuts off her toe and its nasty self grows back

Mr. Bennet/HRG: Jack Coleman can really play his part and everytime his facial expressions make the viewer feel his emotion. Will he really die after being the 8/8 of Issacs photos. I cant handle the wait between episodes

Parkman/Mohinder/Molly: These three are pretty much the same character/hero and I just dont know yet if I care, but Matts father and Molly stuck would clearly make anyone wonder.

Sylar: Fantastic Sylar ... Zachary Quinto just makes you love this bearded fella. I predict he dies when he tries to take Mayas power. Alejandro cant speak English fast enough to save him

D.L.: He is dead. The End.

Niki/Jessica: Who knows where she went. Maybe she's running for her life. Abe thinks shes killin everyone ... she'll be back soon im sure, hell maybe Tim Kring listened to this guy (watch: )

Micah: very annoying little man who should be written off the show

New Characters: I feel Maya and her character, same with Alejandro ... but you gotta love the new cousin who learns her ability from watching TV .. now thats a power I would want!


Check back next week after the newest episode ... till then keep your ability in check!